PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And th